Today is a good day.
That’s good. Why is it so great?
Well if you want honesty then honestly you’re currently hooking up with a serial monogamist. Every girl I’ve ever slept with (and you make three) I have developed serious feelings for.
I know what you’re like Quinn, I’m well aware. You know I don’t have a problem with it. It’s sort of cute, actually.
And you definitely know you’re not just another utterly meaningless hook up to me either-way more than that. You know that, right?
Oh Santana, I’ve always adored your modesty.
I know there are other things you adore too.
I’m just being honest though! Honesty is also important.
You must have gotten all the girls back home.
That’s right. And I haven’t stopped, either. Never will.
Well I think I’m willing to experiment that with you.
I think you know damn well I’m ready for that experiment at any time.
Whoa, whoa, calm down there Santana. I’m sure everyone in the world would love to see you naked. I was just teasing you. If I recall, you like that ;)
Not going to argue with the first point.
The second-we may have to run another experiment to reach a full conclusion, just hypothesizing here.
Who said you were invited?
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I doubt there are many people on this island who wouldn’t like to see me naked…gay dudes included. Plus I know for a fact you definitely wouldn’t mind.
Psh, who says I have a plan of action? I’ll just think of random shit to do. There’s a nudist beach on the south end of the island we could go to. There’s a good first life experience.
Nudist beach?
It’s a little primitive for my taste, but I’m definitely intrigued. When are you depraved freaks going?
